1. The ground is covered in puddles and mush from the foot of snow that melted overnight.
  2. Birds are going to come back soon.  I hate birds.
  3. Squirrels are going to show up at the park I take my dog to.  It will soon take me 25 minutes to take my dog out in the morning instead of 5 to 10.
  4. Everything gross that was buried under the snow is suddenly showing up again.
  5. Dan is a bubble boy and is allergic to things that are in bloom.  Now he’s going to sneeze everywhere… constantly.
  6. The homeless people are back.
  7. Prandtl won’t stop shedding.
  8. Lucy won’t stop shedding.
  9. Going to work every day is getting tougher and tougher every day since the weather is getting warmer.
  10. Now I have to actually work out if I want my beach bod in time for beach season. 

Sigh.

5 Responses to “10 Reasons Why I Hate the Spring”

  1. I would still take all of these things in exchange for the option of wearing skirts every day!

  2. All very valid points, especially number one, but I agree the less layers I need to put on in order to head outdoors the better!

  3. What’s wrong with birds? You even have a cute little Twitter blubird on your page – they’re lovely!

    I feel discriminated against.

    Sadly, however, I have to agree with your point about ACTUALLY having to start the body overhaul for the summer. Ugh….

  4. Guess everyone is a supporter of spring but me. It’s okay though.. I’ll keep my negative attitude toward the season.

    And I don’t really like birds because when I was young, birds would always make a nest just outside my bedroom window. I could always hear the chirping and they would always wake me up at an awful morning hour.

  5. But, if you are worried about a beach bod that must mean you like warmer weather? So thats a plus, right? Good point about the messy streets though. It’s easy to ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes in those puddles.

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